I’m an Idiot
Grades are due tomorrow, but I left my gradebook at the school and I can’t go back and get it because there’s no one there to deactivate the alarm.

Grades are due tomorrow, but I left my gradebook at the school and I can’t go back and get it because there’s no one there to deactivate the alarm.

Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]
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also when i went to the theatre tonight there was this girl in the middle, hugging a johnny depp dark shadows movie poster and just not letting go
and all of her friends and everyone was staring at her like what the fuck
and i was just like
same
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I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
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JUST STAND BACK AND WORSHIP ME, DEAN WHILE I TAKE CARE OF THIS VERMIN
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